peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

pipe

often referred to a gun.

Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.

by intro291 March 7, 2021

Pipe cleaner

A pipe cleaner is a tool used to clean your penis hole

John: Hey fred can you buy some pipe cleaners for my dick?

Fred: Alright give me my money for it

by YaBoyXavier June 26, 2024

My pipe leaked

An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.

Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.

by Leakypipe November 29, 2017

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Pipe Bomb

Hiding your long middle finger in ur pocket and pulling it out to a friend when you feel like you have to

Beast boy pulled the pipe bomb at Cyborg

by sdoopid123 June 25, 2022