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Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
by Hazzern January 29, 2020
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Blind Sausage Whiff

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
by RockyWears April 18, 2024
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Pembroke sausage

Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.
Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.
by Ecdad July 7, 2018
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Saucy Sausage

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."
'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'
by Henryg200 December 3, 2016
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sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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Sausage rags

A term for the beat up vagina of a girl that has had sex with a ton of people
Her skirt was so short we could almost see her sausage rags
by Anaballs September 20, 2022
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sausage mark

when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall
‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall’
by lukaisntreal May 12, 2024
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