Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 13, 2024
Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
by diagrammer101 May 05, 2021
Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.
by Spener447 January 08, 2018
Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.
by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021
largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.
by jizz king 1234 March 01, 2022
A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you
Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..
Notable hashtags #WWMWD
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you
Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..
Notable hashtags #WWMWD
That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang
by WWMWD May 26, 2018
Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.
A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
by The Entourage March 27, 2007