the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 01, 2008
John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.
by WickedPoptaht September 06, 2008
by CarnalHunger September 12, 2018
When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
by Teenie Bear July 04, 2009
When a combination of three Irish or British men fuck one woman untill she burts out screaming. There must be three men total, with at least one British man and one Irish man. The woman may be any nationality.
by G-DIDDI October 07, 2011
by nadia😈 March 30, 2020
like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or something.
by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017