british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.

for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum

by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or something.

Just made some slap-the-pony-and-leave 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!

by YourVeryOwnCat January 17, 2017

Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

TEA News Network

The gayest NN out there. Must die.

Bet Trump's gonna end up like TEA News Network

by CarnalHunger September 12, 2018

bone apple tea

what is said to a person who is about to start eating to wish him good food or a good meal.

customer: the food is coming!
waiter: here is ur food! bone apple tea!
customer: thanks

by nadia😈 March 29, 2020

Lucky Tea Time

When a combination of three Irish or British men fuck one woman untill she burts out screaming. There must be three men total, with at least one British man and one Irish man. The woman may be any nationality.

Bro, that chick just asked me if we wanted to do some lucky tea time!

by G-DIDDI October 6, 2011