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John Taylor

an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .
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Taylor a girl that love potatoes, offten hangs around real people that arnt fake. Nice to everyone she meets. Doesnt shut up and only stops for a breath. Favourite colour yellow. Admired by everyone. Her best friend is extremly jelly of her, like most people. Stylish and drop dead gorgeous!
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Taylor Swift

Trash, very trash, very trash and overrated af.
Other definition: An artist who sings I guess
Travis Kelce is dating some girl named ‘Taylor Swift’ whoever that is.
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I love you more taylor

When Chantelle loves taylor more then taylor loves Chantelle
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Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
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Taylor

A taylor is one of the best people you can come by in life. He’ll walk into your life at the right time and change your life for better. Dont ever take him for granted. They may not open up at first, but once they warm up to you, they’ll talk to you about everything and share anything with you. They’re genuinely amazing and deserve the world.
“Taylor is the bestest person i’ve ever met.”
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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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