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NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.
by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
by Airdon2 April 13, 2011
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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020
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canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
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Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
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Losing your sock

Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.
Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.
by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012
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