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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Sleep-a-nation

A group of people who love to sleep all day everyday
Me: hey bro, are you apart of sleep-a-nation?
My friend: oh of course broooo I love sleeping
by Lemon pepper chicken wings December 3, 2022
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Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.
"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."
by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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Sleep

Man I can never get sleep this BTS( Monstax/ whatever band)s new song is amazing
by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018
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Sleep

Something people need but when its 2020 nobody cares about it anymore its also staying up at night and playing games on your phone xbox or computer
Friend:Hey how did you sleep
Me:Umm whats sleep again
Other friend:Sleep is something in the past get over it

Pt.2
Friend:our sleep last night was crazyyyyy
Me:ikr i cant believe we won 200 rounds of fortnite last night sleep was soo fun
by Truefactsssss12345 February 17, 2020
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I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally
Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass
by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021
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