sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024

Cumberland Sausage

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callum’s Corner

This Cumberland Sausage is class

by Pilot was a loaf of bread August 4, 2019

sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .

*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!

by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021

Spanish Sausage

When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.

Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.

by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024

salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 9, 2010

Glossy sausage

Sex move where a man busts a nutt in a girls vagina and then immediately puts his glossy sausage in her mouth

"He busted in me then presented his glossy sausage for me to suck"

by Rowdy83 July 25, 2023

Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle October 31, 2020