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The Black Rule

He who decides to disappear must stay that course and make no reappearances unless there is urgent and relevant circumstance.

Basically, if you go off the grid, you stay off the grid and don't come back without a good goddamn reason.
Andy Kaufman knows enough to follow the Black Rule.
by Shawnty February 28, 2007
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Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.
John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
by lehartman September 16, 2009
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Rule 42

If it exist, ther is a pony version of it.
by janniluk October 30, 2011
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Ja Rule

Be a total idiot whos music just sux
"You are like ja rule, this means I insulted you badly"
by PsYKo July 8, 2003
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Rule #5

There is no rule #4
Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.
by Ole Black Pee Hands March 2, 2011
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Beer-Liquor Rule

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.
Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.
by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008
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Three Month Rule

The unwritten but universally accepted amount of time before a close friend of a friend may get together with said person's ex girlfriend. It may be wise to consult close friend for approval before delving into said ex-girlfriend.
A: Hey, lets break up.

B: Okay.

*Insert Three Month Rule*

C: Hey, I'm B's friend. Wanna bang?

A: Sure.
by Michael Habic June 10, 2008
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