Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'

Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"

by Azusaane November 20, 2022

Rock up

A term Used to say Turn up or turned up

Tom: "What time did you Rock Up?"

Jambo: "I rocked up at about 7pm with a couple of those kooks we met in that bar"

by Tommy rocks up July 1, 2007

crotch rock

Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.

No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.

by strolling bones October 2, 2010

Sob-Rock

Mournful, grandiose "deep and meaningful" pedestrian music produced by artists taking themselves too seriously, for people who take their trivial problems too seriously. Usually depressing slow tracks which would not be out of place in a sales rep's Mondeo.

Sob-Rock Bands: Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Elbow, Travis, Keane, Radiohead, U2, OneRepublic, Embrace, REM, Matchbox Twenty.

by bloodmeal February 17, 2010

rock steady

A late 60's Jamaican music style. See rocksteady

Rock steady, when referring to Jamaican music, is usually written as one word.

by JerseyJohn December 15, 2007

Butt Rock

(Noun) A derogatory term for Imagine Dragons.

Radio announcer: Alright, coming up next, we got the Dragons, on 103.5 the Edge! Listen on iHeartRadio!

Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?

Red: Apparently...

Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

kwanza rock

seasonal euphemism for crack cocaine

ho ho ho let's go smoke some kwanza rocks

by t-style July 21, 2008