Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”

Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!

by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Jizzy Queef

When a mf jizz in your hole and you queef it out

Hey Ethan I just hella jizzy queefed in that bitch
Damn Karma you savage

by Perinea August 9, 2022

Whore Queef

a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore

"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"

"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"

by lettuceman1999 November 14, 2022

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

but queef

when i get no kills with “IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS” or “ITS HIGH SPOON”

damn that was a but queef of an ult

by best ow player September 11, 2022