Montaine

Montaine are the weirdest. As their name they're unique, beautiful and confusing. A big brain and a bigger heart is the recipe for happiness.

You do give Montaine's vibes tonight !

by Skdkdkd November 22, 2021

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MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA

A coupling nightmare that has more ROOTS in it's origin of AGGRAVATION.

OK PEDIPHILE bashing is on the G00GLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER.

Cast of characters: LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE former CEO G00GLE, BRIAN C. CORNELL TARGET CEO AND A YUM, and a LIT UP (TURNED ON PORNOCAR)TESLA DEALER.

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG.NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.684 WASTE ASS PIT SEX LAS VEGAS.

Here is the problem as HOMOSEXUAL , ELDER and the last bastion of AGGRAVATUON this MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA ,1555 PLYMOUTH . The ALLIED SECURITY UNIFORMS read G00GLE SECURITY as same BUGGERS from VEGAS cone along and as " I AM being told to leave the TOXIC WASTE DUMP G00GLE just bought after being SHOOED away yelling "all you did is change UNIFORMS" CIVIL ENGINAEER my suitcases missing a ROCK BOOK and my AMAZON CONNECTOR. ALAN, have twenty minutes to leave TRUMP ORGANIZATION 1555 TOXIC DUMP "as I am yelling about that HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS and HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS in REDWOOD CITY.

WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA called into ASSEY JASSY ANDY WH0LE F00DS and steal $10 from me, my receipt from AMAZON TABLET FIRE 7 just purchased being IN CAH00TS with the MOUNTAIN VIEW POLICE as causing AGGRAVATED MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA. Another LAPDOG ZOMBIE H0M0SEXUAL as PEDOPHILE FAGG0T'S ALAN I WALDMAN

JAMES ALLEN NELSON at the at time there before ICE at the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP set the CEO'S tone for MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA causing a VYING of the CORPORATE CEO BASHING after feeding ALAN I WALDMAN.SHITEATER a FEAST to the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE of MANDATORY PISS DRINK-ING and MANDATORY SHIT-EATING at the I FEAST.FIESTA in HENDERS0N NEVADA that is now closed for good at STATION'S CASIN0.

86 MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA as 117 = 86 or 306 = 240.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022

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mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

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