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Licking Hoff 

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."
It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?
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licky licky ball bags 

when your sack feels dry and you need a special someone to moistin it up for you.
hey sheila, get over here and licky licky ball bags!
licky licky ball bags by matthewonie November 24, 2013
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Licking Kink 

A person who gets turned on by getting licked.
You know David, once Madison (the horse girl) licked Sakura and they started moaning in class. Be careful if your tongue accidentally makes contact with Sakura for they have a licking kink.
Licking Kink by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

ass licked 

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.
"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"
ass licked by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

hitting off licks 

“Hitting off licks” is a term derived from robbing liquor stores or “licks,” which in turn became a term for any sort of traditional robbery. “Hitting a lick” also just means making a lot of money in a short amount of time.
'Credit cards and the scammers
Hitting off licks in the bando.'

licky licky 

When I get home I hope my wife gives me a little "licky-licky".
licky licky by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
An adult male who covertly smells and may additionally lick the freshly used bicycle seat of a young (although not necessarily underage) female in order to induce sexual arousal.
Bobby: Didn't you used to know some dude that would sniff women's underwear?
Jack: Yeah, but he's kinda developed an addiction to sniffing girls' bicycle seats lately, it's weird.
Bobby: Wow, guess it's a thin line between a pantysniffer and a full-blown lickbie.
lickbie by skutch the hobo April 10, 2009