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Lesbian Budget 

The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.
"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"

"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"
Lesbian Budget by Medusa09 February 17, 2009

irish lesbian

Wow Lilia must be a irish lesbian....
irish lesbian by Yeah Yeah jon January 18, 2016

lesbian bisexual 

Lesbian that sometimes has sex with men....
She is lesbian but had sex with Archibald anyways... That makes her a lesbian bisexual
lesbian bisexual by SlaveDeb April 1, 2017

lesbian chess

when the said lesbian uses a chess piece to pleasure their companion
i was shocked when i walked into the bedroom to find my two sisters playing lesbian chess
lesbian chess by yeahh boyyy February 18, 2009
Ugly, fat women that can't get men and resort to teaming up to have sex. They're always gross and never as hot as the ones on the internet. Period.
"Is that a lesbian?"
"She's fat, ugly and has a butch hair cut. So Yup!"
lesbian by Dick Chaineey February 24, 2010
Lesbians are just dick vegans

Stay WOkE
Yo you see the lesbian over there she's a sick vegan
Lesbian by Lt. Ligma October 11, 2018