miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

chicken leg piece

chicken leg piece

chicken leg piece

by unknown gingy February 10, 2020

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

by studyvin February 4, 2017

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016