kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.

You are allowed to punt a kid comedian

by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018

bitchy kid

The bitch kid who acts like it’s a law for you to bow down to her a kid who’s parents buy her everything she asks for and whines everytine she doesn’t get her way he or she usually treats all adults who don’t play the game or try to tell her something she will treat like dirt a kid who if you bring up whipping spanking hot saucing washing a mouth out with soap grounding no tv or taking a phone or doing something to be decent like sharing will through a level 50 out of 5 tantrum a kid who needs a good whipping every time they disrespect until they do better probably at teens already has sex toys and a car ASAP and is a a total brat

Bitchy kid throws a tantrum while with strict aunt and uncle

Old timer strict uncle takes her to bathroom and takes out his whip
Kid screams rape assault abuse help save a life
Uncle pulls down pants and underwear

Uncle spanks her with whip while she screams abuse

Whip whip whip whip whip
Uncle gives whip to aunt and says you take her in about to explode
Kid slaps aunt again and again
Old timey strict aunt pulls out paddle takes in bathroom and paddles long

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Other mom dam that kid is a bad ass bitch

Other dad yeah she’s a bitchy kid

Second snobby mean mom I’d give her more spanking until she acted like she was a perfect little angel

by The truth talkn nosugercoat June 9, 2018

Finesse kids

a group of kids that trick or get away with things easily in a slick way; usually friends

Those kids are insane

they are such finesse kids

by sherdlover May 2, 2018

Quinoa Kid

noun informal; A hipster. A sub culture of person who's love for quinoa, tight chinos and being able to say the liked something before it was cool defines them as a person. They can usually be found in over priced cafes ordering a complicated coffee served in the skin of an avocado.

Those damned Quinoa Kids ate all the avocado.

by Drew013 June 29, 2017

Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.

K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.

by E2ThaDoubleD November 13, 2017

Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.

Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."

by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018

Rat kid

(In South America)
A rat kid is a child between 8 and 14 years of age who play online games with an annoying attitude. Usually they scream in the mic with their high-pitched voices and are very obnoxious in general. They play games like League of Legends, Minecraft and watch all the trendy and hip Youtubers.

Guy 1: Hey Rat Kid, stop screaming and play quietly
Rat Kid: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP KILLING ME!

by Whoa.exe February 20, 2017