Jordan

Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.

??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd

by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023

Jordan

Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.

Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan

by NicknameName February 24, 2025

Jordan

An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite

That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky

by Morosis999 April 1, 2022

jordan

hoe

jordan is a hoe

by Jksbfusjfhsuwnkdxi December 2, 2023

Jordan Faris

A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have

I am so in love with Jordan Faris,

by stowe123 February 9, 2010

Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......

My husband JORDAN TEIXEIRA

by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020

Jordan

A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.

Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.

by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019