A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.
by Mouth juice November 24, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world
person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous
by GOON25 February 7, 2009
Get the Jordan Derosiamug. Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
Get the jordan yodermug. The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
Get the Jordan Snowdenmug. by Kayla love November 25, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.