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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.
Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021
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Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.
When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.
by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021
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Stupid as jizz

bro- why dont girls like me

bro 2- ur stupid as jizz
by chicklebutt August 15, 2025
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Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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