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New for you

A used item, that's given to you, therefore making it new for you.
Person 1 : I didn't feel like buying Kevin a gift so i gave him one of my old ties.
Person 2 : I always give him "new for you "clothes.
by Yulan September 8, 2009
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New Troll

A person who is a newbie to trolling. They will lack the skills of an experienced troll and are easily caught.
That new troll sucked, he was too obvious and failed at trolling.
by Hey_Fail July 28, 2011
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New Berlin

A former city in Ohio where Hoover Vaccums were founded

the city was changed to North Canton during WWI
by Some Guy On The Street June 21, 2011
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New Jersey

I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.
Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021
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New York

The worst city in the United States. New Yorkers claim that outsiders "don't understand", but "not understanding" is an understatement. New York is a place where people walk when they shouldn't walk, shouldn't walk when they should, and pay more than a million dollars to live in neighborhoods like "The Village", that just a decade ago was considered "ghetto". The city of New York is, at best, a nice place to visit for a day or two, but no one would ever, EVER want to live there.

...except people from New Jersey, who would give their right testicular to be considered New Yorkers.
New York would be a great vacation spot, if it wasn't so noisy!
by whole.fn.show August 1, 2008
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New normal

A form of gaslight to invaludate your need to reverse an abnormal situation. It's to prevent you to fight to get your freedom back.
The covid 19 restrictions on your breathing, freedom to go out, see your loved ones, work, choose medical interventions freely... Are not temporary to flatter the curve. This is the new normal. Give up your human rights, body autonomy, and children. Accept segregation with the vaccine passport (it's not racist this time, but for profits, so it's ok.)

The government are dictators now, it's for your own good because you're too stupid to do self care and must be blamed for everything, welcome to the new world order.

Obey or die.

Covid is of the common cold family virus, with 99% chances of survival. But feel terror and obey us. Don't take cold medicine or grandma's bone broth soup, take the vaccine and if it doesn't work let yourself die so we can scare people into obedience with manipulated statistics and alarmust predictions, and asymptomatic cases.

This abnormal painful torture isn't going back to the abusive dark ages, this is the new normal. Accept it without fighting back for freedom.
by TreeOfWolf December 24, 2021
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New Gretna

A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.
Are you from New Gretna.... You have no teeth?

Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.

Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
by Bmason378 January 18, 2009
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