internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 7, 2003

internet whoer

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"

She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer

by Random Hero March 4, 2005

Hunter's First Law of the Internet

Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".

SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."

by SeanHunter March 7, 2011

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Internet explorer

A browser, that, while at first sight might appear open to spyware, will be just as resiliant as alternatives such as Mozilla if you take the time to secure it correctly.

As a stubborn IE user, I have not recieved one piece of spyware on this machine yet.

by Snuffkin February 4, 2005

rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.

by JarlBatman September 27, 2015

Internetruption

A long pause in a phone conversation When both participants become distracted by surfing the Internet, which is ultimately more amusing than the conversation itself.

Raptor Jesus caused an internetruption in my conversation with Kelly last night.

by Kellyeah October 28, 2012