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Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009
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Post-emo remorse

The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.

Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
by PseudoNaomi November 2, 2010
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Post Jager Kinkycore

A unknown new craze that is sweeping the nation.
Are you going to Post Jager Kinkycore later?
by Marie Metamorphosis March 3, 2008
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post malone complex

Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.
“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”
by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018
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post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.
"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."
by hyjack September 2, 2016
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Post Lockdown Function

excited for that post lockdown function!
by JimnyInTheCrepZone May 4, 2020
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Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.
"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."
by Octofrie July 6, 2020
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