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Free range enema

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out
by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017
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cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.
Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.
by whoisboris February 13, 2019
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Freeing Pan Pan

The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.
The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.
by sEcOnDlOgIc August 18, 2017
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Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.
1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??
by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022
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Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.
Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.
by johunterx November 5, 2019
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Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.
Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.
by Gert G October 8, 2013
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Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2
“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up
by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018
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