Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

human

us. failures.

we are humans

by Friskfusion December 13, 2018

Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe

All this human energy is making me sick

by Divine Luck December 31, 2018

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.

Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021