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hobosexual

the sexual oriantation where you are only sexualy atracted to homless people
man that one guy in that one ally is realy hot i think i might be a hobosexual
by Realtmontana June 26, 2022
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Hobosexual

Any person who is pursuing others to acquire residence and/or assets services or anything that they can take from another and usually is not opposed to location or situation.
My hobosexual friend has once again contacted me after I had evict him due to his showing up and declaring his immeasurable love for me after 40 years and never contacting me before he was released from jail.
by THE REAL KAREN August 12, 2022
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HMOS

Getting shredded for HMOS
by Loremon August 21, 2022
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Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.
Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!
by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022
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Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.
Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual
by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022
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homeostasising

Oh no I stopped homeostasising.
by i really like to do things November 15, 2022
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Homeschool

A good place where you get sleep, you don't need to buy random things to look cool, you don't need to socialize if you are introverted, and you have no homework. Also, some religions like christianity go against holidays so homeschooling is good for religious people.
Kids don't have to have mud being thrown in their underwear, they don't need to dodge potions being hurtled across the room to them while they are working out their science textbooks, they don't need to spend 50 minutes walking there only to be late, they don't need to be giving useless facts and then regurgitate it, they don't need to spend the entirety of their youth trying to enjoy childhood the way others want them to.

they don't need to waste their entire childhood trying to work for minimum wage. homeschool or you just never experienced school. Suck up the fact that I am correct and you are only illogical letting this corrupt state decide your entire child's future as an imbecile who takes socks off on commercial airlines
by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 2, 2022
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