get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.

The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.

by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015

get it marty

To encourage Marty to get it, like get it girl!

When Marty Friedman is playing his guitar on stage and shredding.

"Oh wow! Get it Marty!"

"Thanks!"

by friedmania September 11, 2023

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020