Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Gorilla Footing

Walking around and unintentionally making an exceeding amount of noise. This phrase typically denotes a lack of intentional noise control or awareness of one’s acoustic impact.

My neighbor upstairs was gorilla footing around.

When someone forgets to hold shift in game and blows your cover, you can say they gorilla footed.

by Yellowpanda911 January 5, 2024

Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)

that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job

by Winston-H November 20, 2025

Foot

A device for finding furniture in the dark

"Fuck! My toe! I stubbed my toe while using my FoOt to find stuffffffffff"

by Pretend This is Somethin Funny June 24, 2020

foot holding

The act of holding something open with you foot. Mainly used to hold open a door when your hands are full or you don't want to touch a public door. Mostly seen done on Long Island in bars or clubs.

"The line for the stalls in the bathroom was so long that it extended outside the restroom and the girls in the door frame were foot holding the door open because their hands were holding beer"

by LIfeethold May 28, 2016

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019