emo brat

Somebody who's emo and claims that their life sucks.
Normally a rich kid who wants attention.
A lot of them pretend to be suicidal.
Writes really bad emo poetry.

Liza is pretending to cut her wrists again. God she's such an emo brat.

by boho hobo September 12, 2006

emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.

A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.

by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007

emo blows

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007

emo

a person who likes rock music. real emos have a wider music taste that you would think and they generally do not give a shit if the popular kids like some of their music or not. they do not always wear completely black or cut themselves. real emos only cut themselves if they actualy are depressed about something. fake emos cut so that they can fit in with the emo stereotype.

cc is emo but they do not cut themselves.

by xkruelx February 15, 2017

emo

First of all, all of this crap out today like Dashboard Confessional and TaKiNg BacK SuNdaY lyk OMG!!!!!! is NOT emo. MTV just decided to call it that because calling it pop music wasn't "punk rawk" enough. Emo does not stand for "emotional." It stands for Emotive Hardcore, and had it's beginnings in the DC hardcore scene in the early 80's. This website >>>http://www.fourfa.com) explains it all rather nicely, for the most part. REAL Emo was never about being "scene" wearing tight sweaters and eyeliner, or acting like a pussy, it was about the music. But the Emo scene died in the mid 90's, and it should RIP, not be dragged up and slapped on all of these shitty bands as a label.

Rites of Spring, Texas is the Reason, Fugazi, Moss Icon, Iconoclast, Suny Day Real Esate, Hot Water Music, Hoover, Heroin, Get Up Kids sort of

by riiite July 23, 2008

emo

Any one who doesn't have a crew-cut and can't lift over 20kilos. Also some one, who might be wearing even one item of black/dark clothing, (doesn't matter if it is only shoes or sunglasses) or some one with dark hair (hold on a second your asian so your hair is naturally black?- doesn't matter). Basically something derogatory to call some one who doesn't fit in, in order to ostracize them further. Synonymous with Jew, nigger, faggot, etc.

Hey look at this little emo fag.

by shasta752 August 12, 2009

emo

a reason for boys to act like girls

emo: i will be right there just gotta put on my make-up
girl: u r such a girl

by roadrager January 12, 2009