dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

Beat dry

When you beat your hair with the towel to make it dry

Emma beat dryed her hair after she was done showering

by Steamy25 January 22, 2019

Dry

What happens when a girl sees you.

You: doesn't my dick make you wet?
Girl: Hell No! It's making me dry!

by E37bih81 February 24, 2022

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

Dry Docking

When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.

Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.

by Glen_The_Gay_Apache_Helicopter November 27, 2017

Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025