limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
by gav n nick March 04, 2006
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Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
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blow donkey chunks

This party's going to blow donkey chunks.
by joanna a. limmet November 26, 2006
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floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
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DONKEY Red Bull

Big ass can of Red Bull
Donkey sized Red Bull
Customer: Can I have a DONKEY Red Bull
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?

TB29 haha
by Brycecreamman September 08, 2009
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