Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
Don't feed me straight lines, young man!
by Da writer February 04, 2011
Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
by Michael December 30, 2003
The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 19, 2010
WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
by SENRYAN July 25, 2009
One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."
Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"
by Nikkibear<3 May 08, 2009
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.
by godsdeciple March 04, 2019