Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.
Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.
Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.
by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020
Get the Depressionmug. Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
Get the Post-Zelda Depressionmug. read this if someone broke you I know its hard to move on because you has so much fun with them but just move on she/he probably is out fucking someone else right now and you don't want that so move on
don't be depressed because I don't want that for you
by baka_unu December 2, 2020
Get the depressedmug. He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord
Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression
by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021
Get the Sheen's Depressionmug. when you're crush says brb and doesn't return for hours and you feel like crying but you're staying strong
by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha July 20, 2018
Get the zhyll depressionmug. Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.
Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.
Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.
by farmlorn December 5, 2023
Get the depressed rizzmug. The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
Get the Post-Coital Depressionmug.