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creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.
Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.
by 1outs September 14, 2014
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Broccoli Ice Cream

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
by dipdanger July 13, 2012
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Peaches 'n Cream

When a guy is about to cum, he flips his girl on her stomach and cums all over her peach like bum.
Let's do the peaches 'n cream babaayyy.
by canadianhomegirlandeugenerico September 14, 2012
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waffles and ice cream

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
by Dave Davis May 17, 2007
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Boston Cream Pie

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.
I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.
by Mr.wRight May 28, 2014
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Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005
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Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)
Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top
by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009
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