by Iknowwutsup99 June 25, 2014
Get the thigh clappers mug.When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
by thejavakat October 30, 2014
Get the ass chipping mug.Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.
by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016
Get the Chit clapping mug.The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016
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homeboy made a 2 min long video of hikes elf fucking this girl... shorty ain't move or make a muthafukkin sound.. he said she was asleep... idk how you have sex while she sleeping and she don't wake up? fuck was he doing baby clapping?
by clap master September 25, 2016
Get the baby clapping mug.We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
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