nut ball

a game played in which 2 or more male players wear only jock straps and sit on the floor legs stratled. they take turns throwin a ball (this cna be any ball) at eachother nuts. the ball must be lobbed, no chicking. the person gettin hit must not obstruct the path of the ball.

did you see that episode of jackass where they played nut ball, that must have hurt

by the cheat February 19, 2003

salty balls

a state of being extremely annoyed or irriated as if your balls were in fact salty

Bob was salty balls about his F on the last science test.

by some cool kids July 22, 2006

crap ball

looking or feeling like shit.

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.

by Breannaa February 5, 2008

Balls In A Knot

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.

Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"

by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

Ball Shorts

Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.

Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?

yea, those are some real Ball Shorts

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009