brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.

I got hit by the brown-rule again.

by Parvez April 17, 2006

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

brown journalism

1. journalism so biased, fallacious. filthy and full of shit that it makes mainstream journalism appear accurate and objective by comparison.

2. news so heavily biased and lacking in journalistic integrity that it actually makes yellow journalism seem white as snow.

3. News sources so absurdly base in their methods and so utterly lacking in basic standards of quality, accuracy, and objectivity that they somehow manage to make Fox news actually seem "fair and balanced" by comparison!

It may be true that modern journalism has become a hopeless mess of yellow journalism. But if you want to see a real cesspool, check out some of the alternative news sources. The Blaze, Prison Planet, Natural News, Mother Jones- these news outlets have gone farm beyond the territory of yellow journalism into what can only be called 'brown journalism'.

by Timothy Matias November 9, 2014

Brown Thrasher

An angry ghost gone delightfully awry.

The soiled sheets danced about the bed in a horrific display of misguided passion as the brown thrasher moaned in utter terror at what had befallen her.

by Whore Mangler December 5, 2007

murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.

There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole

by Senor Ball July 12, 2010

brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

by plasticus April 28, 2004