Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.

Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.

by StoneyCali June 1, 2021

Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it

Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…

by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

by Dren88 August 13, 2023

Mike

M in the NATO phonic alphabet

Marine: This is Oscar Mike over

Random dude: who’s Oscar and Mike

by A yank May 26, 2021

Mike Cusumano

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

by 800 zone April 6, 2017

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

Mike leuverink

A god the literral defenition of a god on earth send to us from heaven

You see that guy he is a total mike leuverink

by Mike leuverink December 6, 2019