Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

free pancake day

The most amazing day of the year, National Pancake Day- Referred to as Free Pancake Day- is the day I-Hop has free pancakes!

Hey man lets go to i-hop, its Free Pancake Day pancake

by ZMoneyz September 5, 2016

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.

Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

Free my kids

When you nut in her braces

“Free my kids Stephanie”

by Trashassjoc April 4, 2019

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

vicky free summer

A summer where a disenfranchised youth is free from the clutches of the evil babysitter known as Vicky, usually seen in the popular program, The Fairly OddParents.

Dude, my parents are finally taking me on vacation with them! It's gonna be a vicky free summer this year!

by IconicJV94 July 13, 2017

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018