1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
Get the Sabretoothed Swamp Donkeymug. by joanna a. limmet November 25, 2006
Get the blow donkey chunksmug. by Maggie April 15, 2005
Get the donkey raping shiteatermug. by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
Get the floppy donkey dickmug. Customer: Can I have a DONKEY Red Bull
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?
TB29 haha
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?
TB29 haha
by Brycecreamman September 8, 2009
Get the DONKEY Red Bullmug. by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003
Get the floppy donkey dongmug. Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow
The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
by The Spike February 20, 2007
Get the Fucking Stupid Donkeymug.