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shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny
I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front
by Ddkong July 27, 2022
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SHIT

SHIT. Harry, come on. I told you that you could date the motherfucking cunt.
by skibidimanboi September 1, 2025
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Shits and Giggles

Doing idiotic, childish, abnormal, or even just illegal activities for fun.
A: "OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU BLOW UP GRANDMA'S HOUSE?!?"

B: "For shits and giggles :)"
by adamwtf February 28, 2022
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Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.
"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.
by Galavenski December 11, 2021
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