I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020

Well you see Luigi

A phrase said before the complete doom of human existance. Often followed by the screams of orphans.

Guy 1: is that a fucking meteor?!
Guy 2: Well you see Luigi.

by Cheese is good ye September 15, 2021

Freud You

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

by Derkadurr December 18, 2021

provo thank you

you tongue fuck her butt hole and she fingers her butt then jacks you off as you're in the shower

"dude my girl gave me a provo thank you this morning"

by _revan_XX June 9, 2016

Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry

As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.

by "2Late" February 9, 2021

You all

The plural of “you”. A variation of the Southern term “y’all” primarily used in Kentucky.

“What are you all doing later?”
“Watching the Bengals game, probably.”

by Docblue September 8, 2022