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Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021
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shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
by eter123 August 8, 2015
mugGet the shit dumpermug.

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
mugGet the king shitmug.

Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).
''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"
by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021
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don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"
by Shedhappens April 2, 2024
mugGet the don't shit on the helpmug.

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
mugGet the shit-and-runmug.

Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
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