Shit up

'Shit Up' means to eat or consume shit. It is usually used as an insult.

'Yo, your ugly'
'Shit up!'

by JohnCena's Wife February 27, 2022

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

SHIT

POOP, YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU HATE

YOU ARE A BIG PEICE OF SHIT

by behanna September 30, 2017

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness

Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”

by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021

Shit dyke

Essentially your asshole which is holding back a sea of shit from flooding your pants

Excuse me for a moment it seems the shit dyke is about to bust

by Jayfromthe5thdimension October 3, 2022