Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

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Shit o'clock

When it's time to take a shit generally a big one

Hey y'all you know what time it is it's shit o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023

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Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.

I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

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Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

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Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.

X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"

by Seeksoul September 23, 2019

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