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Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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Shit

A vulgar rude word to describe poop or number 2

To express something that is extremely disgusting or with extreme disgust that it makes u think of poop

Or to express anger as an insult
Shit
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
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The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025
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Chopped Shit

Being completely hideous and people do not find you attractive (braydon schroader)
Did you see Tommy Lee talking to chopped shit”
by CJ Diddle January 26, 2025
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