Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Pussy shit

When someone's readily saying "no" to requests.

I you were into improv which is yes and? Why are you on that pussy shit today

by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

Shit it in

Easy do it

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Shit

Fortnite

Person 1: "hey man, you play fortnite?"
Person 2: "That shit? Nah never"

by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

Dry shit

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.

Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"

by anonymous September 1, 2025