unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC

Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !

by Milf pussay destroyer May 9, 2020

Piece of shit

What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.

Jordan is a piece of shit that doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

The gud shit

A collection of the finest porno available.
Man kind's most valuable invention.

yo nibba send me the gud shit from last nite

by CheesyOof April 23, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021