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Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.
Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!
by Storm18X April 30, 2011
mugGet the Monkey shit crazymug.

the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023
mugGet the the shit has hit the fanmug.

Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)
Dude that journey was shit!
by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012
mugGet the Shitmug.

Mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit
by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022
mugGet the Mx5’s are shitmug.

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
mugGet the shit-and-runmug.

Shit sue

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
mugGet the Shit suemug.

shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
by eter123 August 8, 2015
mugGet the shit dumpermug.

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