slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

Drama Dick

A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds

Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't

by Yo mama lbos22 May 1, 2016

dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass

Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....

by goat your friend October 11, 2016

Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori

Bitch you do dicks

by Lee Lucius October 9, 2016