Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.
Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
by FinnishSuperman May 10, 2011
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nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024
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bint your bogos

The act of binting ones bogos is to walk up behind them, and slap their ass as hard as you physically can. The technique to achieve maximum slap is to bend into it on your knee, extend your elbow into the slap, and go *through* your target in a sense.
"Turn around, I'm going to bint your bogos, thomas."
'But i don't wan- AAAAHH!'

After which he will likely hit the floor in agony.
by Schmid the blid March 17, 2023
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Blow your load and go

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
by Hshaushddb March 03, 2020
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off your nips

Are you getting off your nips tonight?

Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.
by Angry Adele October 31, 2017
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Woosahly yours,

A warm closing used in letters and emails to remind or exhort the reader to take deep breaths when stressed; to emphasize your wishes to share your feelings of calm or relief in the midst of chaos.
The Woosah Wednesday email, a spinoff of Wellness Wednesday email, reminds colleagues and friends to take necessary Woosah moments throughout the day. The signature block of the email is Woosahly yours,
by Big Less 64 February 27, 2025
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